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In Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal by Meghan Quinn, a late-night mix-up pulls Betty into the path of Atlas “Max” Maxheimer, a man trying to keep his family’s Christmas tree farm afloat. One awkward encounter turns into a season of unexpected run-ins and town traditions that refuse to let them ignore each other.
With rival plans, stubborn pride, and a community that loves a spectacle, their back-and-forth escalates from playful pranks to genuine stakes. Max is set on making things right, while Betty protects her heart as the glitter and noise of December close in.
As the parade lights, public apologies, and near-misses pile up, enemies start to look a lot like something warmer. The question is whether they will lean into the feeling before the last carol fades.
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Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal by Meghan Quinn is a small-town holiday romance where a late-night misunderstanding throws Betty and Atlas Maxheimer into a festive tug of war. He is scrambling to protect a family tree farm. She has her own plans and reasons to keep her guard up. The town’s celebrations keep pushing them together while the stakes quietly grow.
Start listening with a free trial you can cancel anytime. Narrated by Samantha Brentmoor and a talented cast, running 12 hrs and 6 mins, the performance leans into quick banter, gentle tension, and the warmth that suits a December setting.
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