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Rival tree farms and one wild Christmas
In Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal, Meghan Quinn returns to the world of How My Neighbor Stole Christmas with Atlas "Max" Maxheimer trying to hold his family Christmas tree farm together. One long night, a suspected break in, and a bottle of soda to the head leave him facedown in the snow and convinced that trouble has arrived on the neighboring lot.
That trouble has a name. Betty has come to town to help her uncle launch a rival tree farm, armed with holiday spirit, a stubborn streak, and plans that do not include the grumpy guy next door. As blizzards roll in and rumors swirl, their small town feud grows louder, tangled up with public mishaps, nosy locals, and an old ornament whose painful history keeps finding its way back into the spotlight.
What begins as a battle over garlands and customers slowly shifts into something warmer, even as Max and Betty struggle with loyalty, guilt, and the fear of becoming the villain in someone else's story. The result is a festive rom com that balances slapstick chaos with real emotion, all set against a landscape of twinkle lights and precarious Christmas traditions.
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Preview the full cast narration as Max and Betty collide in the middle of a very messy Christmas season
Download the Free Audiobook: Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal
Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal by Meghan Quinn offers an immersive listen built around Atlas Maxheimer, a man trying to save his family tree farm just as a rival lot opens next door. Betty arrives with her uncle, a head full of holiday plans, and no idea how much chaos one determined neighbor and a single ornament can create.
With a free trial you can cancel at any time, you can discover this holiday rom com in audio without pressure. The story is performed by a full cast led by Samantha Brentmoor and Teddy Hamilton, with support from J.F. Harding, Vanessa Edwin, Robert Hatchet, and Shane East, for a total duration of about 12 hrs and 6 mins. Their duet style, character voices, and comic timing match the small town rivalry, the romantic tension, and the escalating Christmas stunts at the heart of the book.
You keep the audiobook forever even after canceling the trial, so Max and Betty's festive feud stays in your library to revisit whenever you want. The free trial gives access to thousands of other audiobooks and offers a simple, risk free way to dive into new romantic comedies and seasonal stories. Take advantage of the offer and let this chaotic Christmas romance play in your headphones while the lights are twinkling.
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